Sunday, April 15, 2007

For those of you men that cant get the pink panther. Photograph memorize this.

OK Now you can either call 1-800-NERD FUC to practice with your new found $500.00 call bitch.

the later will save you green backs. Jump in the Barney rubble mobile, program GPS to Baltimore Street (THE BLOCK). Look for the bright lights. You have 10 or more Buck Nekkid  titty bars to choose from. If your game is tight. ((Like Mine, I gots to add.  If that is not possible be sure to have hit up the ATM  to eject a minimum of $100.00))   Lay back sip some syrup wait for the freaks to sit with ya.  Be aware of the buy me a drink deal. Wouldn't be so bad if a drink didn't cost you $20.00. Un- Wrap The A game that you brought with you. Focus on the stripper tittys while asking if we can bypass the drink. Can i follow you to the VIP room.

 Caution : These strippers are professionals.  Have a friend to crutch you out and let him drive. These gold digging freaks will leave you weak in the knees.



Disclaimer
: Not based on personal experiances but focused around

the nerd core geek squad non booty popping noobies.



                                                                                                                                                                                            



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